untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

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circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

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cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

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buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

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